Landshark

Текст песни Jenna Marbles - Landshark

Sometimes when you're really awkward
You do awkward things
So I'm gonna tell what I've been doing lately
I've been turning everything into a landshark
What's a landshark?
It's a shark
That's on land
Motherfucker
If you wanna turn yourself into a landshark
You're gonna need a hand
And if you don't have one
Then you're fucked!
But you're gonna take your hand a put it on your back like a fin
And now you're a landshark
Yeah, you're a landshark
In the middle of na awkward conversation?
Nope! Not anymore!
Landshark, you'll never fucking catch me, bitch!
If you have any friends, then you could turn them into landsharks
But you don't, so cry for a minute
Then turn your dog into a landshark
Kermit landshark
Marble landshark
Now I'm gonna show you some pictures I made:

Snape landshark
Hamster landshark
Apple landshark
Christian Bale is a landshark
The guy from Ancient Aliens is a landshark
This is a sandshark, now it's a landshark
The Eiffel Tower is a landmark, now it's a landshark
Unicorns aren't mythical creatures
They're horses dressed up in landshark costumes
Don't trust those motherfuckers!
Now put some helium in a giant airshark
Watch it fly around
Laugh about it
Do a plank on the ground as a landshark
It's so much cooler then regular planking
Landshark, tree bark
What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark?
Jesus
How do you landsharks have sex with each other?
Boners
Turtle backpack, turtle landshark
Apologize to your dog
Eat your feelings
Landshark
Cry about the fact that you made this vídeo
Labdshark