Ice Cream Man 2.0 (ID: 179744)

Текст песни giftedbuttwisted - Ice Cream Man 2.0 (ID: 179744)

Ice Cream Man LyricsWell, I'm a piece of white trash
Living in the suburbs
Working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd

Dropped out of fifth grade
Livin' on welfare
I don't have an I.D
But I don't really care

I couldn't find a job
It really was quite tiring
But then I saw an ad
'Icecream man, now hiring'
I took my mother's minivan
That stolen piece of crap
Boom, kiddies
The Ice Cream Man is back

I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my minivan
I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my minivan

Well, I'm driving down the street
Shooting kids with a .40
Listen in closely
This is a good story

I guess some little skater punk
Didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
And he said "Bite me"

So I took a scooper
And shoved it up his pooper
And he's been limpin' for days
And I just sat, I sat and laughed
As the little punk waddled away
I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my minivan
I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my minivan
I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my minivan
I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my minivan
I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my minivan
I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my minivan