I Fucked My Aunt (feat. T-Pain)

Текст песни The Lonely Island - I Fucked My Aunt (feat. T-Pain)

Damn, I f*cked my aunt
I can't believe I f*cked my aunt
I f*cked my aunt y'all

I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid
Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid
But the summers were my favorite when we swam in the lake
And trips to the city, what a magical place
First baseball game, man, I'll never forget
Crackerjacks, bleacher seats and the crack of the bat
My friend Tim caught a ball, but he gave it to me
And five years later, I f*cked my aunt

Damn, I f*cked my aunt
I can't believe that I f*cked my aunt
Man, I really f*cked my aunt
I f*cked my aunt, y'all

Rainstorms always give me the blues
Worst one in ten years on the evening news
She rode her bike over cause the streets was closed
My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes
We opened some wine and laughed like kids
She told me funny things that her and my mom did
But then my uncle called and she had to go
And twelve years later, I f*cked her sister

Damn I f*cked my aunt
Can you believe that I f*cked my aunt?
Man, I guess I f*cked my aunt
I f*cked my aunt y'all

It was my eighteenth birthday, the world was still new
My parents threw me a party as parents will do
My uncle's wife gave me a punny gift
It was an ant farm; man, she was a trip
Later that night I was up in my room
I watched as the small ant community bloomed
So simple, yet so complex, I contemplated my own life
And wondered what would come next
I took out my favorite ant and crushed it with my dick
And also, I f*cked my aunt

Damn, I f*cked my ant
And I f*cked my aunt

Man, we f*cked our aunts
We f*cked our aunts y'all

Oh, I can't believe it
They f*cked their aunts
I mean, I f*cked my aunt too
But you don't see me making songs about it
Although we technically didn't have sex
Just some above the clothes stuff
And some under the clothes stuff
I mean what is sex really?
Is it just penetration?
Or do you have to finish?
Cause I finished

Damn, I f*cked my aunt y'all