My Dad Is Rich On a Boat

Текст песни Swish and Flick - My Dad Is Rich On a Boat

My Dad Is Rich On A Boat Lyrics(Malfoy)

Aw, shit
Get your wands ready, it's about to go down
Everybody in the place wave your fucking wands
Wave 'em around if you're motherfucking rich
We Malfoys, let's go

(Hey)

My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
Everybody look at me
'cause I'm motherfucking rich (motherfucking rich)
My dad is rich
Your dad is dead (your dad is dead)
I'm a Malfoy, bitch
And I'm motherfucking rich

My dad is always there to open all my doors
You have to call a patronus just to catch a glimpse of yours
Mama says she loves me when she tucks me into bed
How's your mama doin' in the Mirror of Erised?

Your dad's on his journey to the great beyond
When you're dueling you might see him come out someone else's wand (wand)
You may have freed our house elf (house elf)
Brought doubt to our family name
But your parents still got toasted by a big, green, glowing flame!

I'm riding on my Nimbus
Doin' flips and shit
You fallin' off your Firebolt
Dementors on your dick
They try to kiss you
'cause you a stupid git
My dad is rich, motherfucker
Don't you ever forget

My dad is rich, and
Your dad is dead, and
I got your weapon right here
Power of love, and (power of love)
I love my mom
I love my dad too
We all love Lord Voldemort and we all hate you
Shut the fuck up!
My dad is rich!

Fuck Potter, I'm rich, motherfucker
Fuck Potter, I caught the snitch, motherfucker
I'm on the block with my boys, motherfucker
You suckin' cock on your knees, motherfucker

Hey Ma, if you could see me now
Shoe pressed up against Potter's brow
Gonna fly this broom to the moon somehow
It's magic, motherfuckers
Anything is possible!

Yeah, Snape's patronus was a doe (let's go!)
'cause your mama was a hoe (yeah)
Voldemort, look at me, oh (all hands on flick!)
Never thought I'd see the day
When I kick you in the face
Believe me when I say
I fucked your girlfriend
Yeah yeah yeah

My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
Everybody look at me
'cause I'm motherfucking rich (motherfucking rich)
(Ginny Weasly, Ginny Weasly)

My dad is rich
Your dad is dead (your dad is dead)
I'm a Malfoy, bitch
And I'm motherfucking rich

My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
Everybody look at me
'cause I'm motherfucking rich (motherfucking rich)

My dad is rich
Your dad is dead (your dad is dead)
I'm a Malfoy, bitch
And I'm motherfucking rich

Malfoy, Malfoy
Yeah, yeah, yeah