I Just Rage Quit

Текст песни I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon) PARODY - I Just Rage Quit

Sometimes (Woah)
Something messed up happens in the virtual world (Ninja)
And you don't know how to express yourself (And I fix)
So you just gotta sing
I just rage quit
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
Just press start, up, leave game, are you sure?
Oh fuck yes
I just rage quit
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
Never go back
The stupid camping noob can kiss my ass
Have you ever been killed by a guy that should have been dead?
No, not a zombie, I mean second chancers
Look at the killcam, that literally just happened
That should be my kill but I'm dead while he break dances
Got my SCAR, Stopping Power, chopper up, I'm all set
One away from the nuke and man, what do I get?
A noob-tube to the face, well to even the score
Say hello to my friends, Alt and F4
Mushroom, Super Mario, who needs all this stress
Guess what Bowser, you can keep the dumb princess
Genesis, XBOX, even PC gaming
It works for any game ever, now sing
I just rage quit
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
The stupid Koopa Troopa can kiss my whole ass (C'mon!)
To be honest with you I don't even feel guilty to do it
They say quitters never win
But man, screw it
It could be rewarding to farm virtually
Or the crops could die
That's true
I wish I could do it in real life
Like Lajoe said we may be giving too much of a fuck
Who Jon? He's the man
That dude really knows his stuff
Or like that anchor said
You know that Bill O' Reilly guy?
What was that again?
Oh yeah, fuck it do it live!
So this one's dedicated to the things
That makes us lose our minds and rage
And to my boss about that report
When you're off your boat enjoy the fuck you
The presentation's due tomorrow
(Doesn't matter rage quit)
But you got to second base
(Doesn't matter rage quit)
It's your anniversary
(Doesn't matter rage quit)
But your wife is giving birth
(I'm out!)
I just rage quit
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
If you said, "Fuck that," in the last 30 minutes
Then you qualify to sing it with me
I just rage quit
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
Just press start, up, leave game, are you sure?
Oh fuck yes
I just rage quit
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
There's no words there, fuck it do it live
I just rage quit