Pizzaman

Текст песни Cisco Kid - Pizzaman

(Italian accent makes him sound like he's swearing when he's not)

In the morning I go down to eat breakfast
I said to the waitress I want to pieces of toast
She brings me only one piece
I tell her I want to piece
She said go to the toilet
I say you dont understand
I wanna piece on my plate
She said you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch
I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch

I dont need this shit!

Later I go down to eat at the big restaurant
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knive
But no fork
I tell her i wanted a fork
She telling me everybody want a fuck
I say you dont understand
I wanna fork on my table
She says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch
I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch

I dont need this shit!
So I go back to my room in a hotel
And there are no sheets on the bed
Called the manager and tell him I want a sheet
He says go to the toilet
I say you dont understand
I wanna sheet on my bed
He says you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch
I go to the check out and the man at the desk says 'peace on you'
I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, holiday dench'

I dont need this shit!