[Intro]
Why do bad things happen to good people?
[Verse 1]
But, he always has good intentions
But sometimes too polite
But that's alright because hassle is hassle
He wants a quiet life
A house in the suburbs and a nice polite wife
[Verse 2]
And, he don't have to prove nothing
But he demands respect
"Why bother washing my fashion hair huh?
I must convey to the world that I really don't care..."
[Chorus]
And he dances when nobody's there
And he dances when nobody's there
He can't dance if somebody's there
Oh why do you care?
You really shouldn't care
[Verse 3]
He's an intelligent soul
But confused and metaphorically alone
Not really alone, you know, like—
Got lots of friends but no one understands him
That sort of depression a man can only bring on himself
Or also known as, 'Wanker'
[Verse 4]
The cattle are herded to the dance floor
Singalong, singalong, singalong
'Cause it's the fucking law, go:
"Laa La La Laa La La La Laa-aaa"
("Laa La La Laa La La La Laa-aaa")
[Chorus]
And he dances when nobody's there
And he dances when nobody's there
He can't dance if somebody's there
Oh why do you care?
You really shouldn't care
[Bridge]
He's gonna keep his head down
Do just enough to get by
He makes big plans behind his bedroom door
But in the end he just sighs
"I'm gonna get a mortgage, get fat, never look back..."
"Get a mortgage, get fat, never look back..."
"I'm gonna get a mortgage, get fat, never look back..."
"I'm gonna get a mortgage, get fat, never look back..."
"I'm gonna get a mortgage, get fat, never look back..."
"Get a mortgage, get fat, never look back..."
"I'm gonna get a mortgage, get fat, never look back..."
"I'm gonna get a mortgage, get fat, never look back..."
"Never look back..."
"Never look back..."
"Never look back..."
[Chorus]
And he dances when nobody's there
And he dances when nobody's there
He can't dance if somebody's there
Oh why do you care?
You really shouldn't care
