Raise the flag, gonna pack my rags
(in a) carpet bag 'cause I'm ready
I am the man, shake your hand, destroy your land
I am ready
Retribution, my solution, electrocution -
'cause I'm ready
Vote for me or not for me
It was meant to be - y'all ready?
And if you criticize me or patronize me
My hand is on my gun
What the paper's sayin' while the band is playin
I'm tellin' you I won
Dont stop me - Im feelin so much better, all right...Yeah
Hey, while I where this hat, the pig gets fat
You can hear him scratchin' already
Like my father before, f*ck the poor!
All we need is war so get ready
I'm a drunken fool, slept through school
Now I make the rules and I'm ready
Gotta say some things& do some things -
Don't you pull my strings 'til I'm ready
And if you criticize me or patronize me
My hand is on my gun
What the paper's sayin' while the band is playin
I'm tellin' you I won
And Ill stand before you now
That I growed up to be President
No matter what it takes
You've lost the right to choose;
There ain't no way I can ever lose
With these New Knighted Snakes
All hail the newborn king!
I can't believe this is happening
To such a mediocre man
Better pour myself a drink -
My daddy sez if I try to think
We gonna f*ck the master plan
Step right up & vote for me, pull the lever on WWIII
