Christmas is Creepy

Текст песни Fred Figglehorn - Christmas is Creepy

Uh-uh
Yo, it's Fred
Yeah
Oh oh oh
You know what I'm sayin?
Yeah
Kinda strange

If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy!)
If Santa Claus snuck in the house (uh-huh)
That would be creepy (creepy!)

Santa creepin 'round and down my chimney at night
I can't explain it but it doesn't feel right
He knows if you been good
He knows if you been bad
It's kinda freaky
Did he think he could just come up come in my house like that?

Oh
Kinda think of it as I really scary (so small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy
Reindeer (sharp teeth)
Rudolph (might eat me)
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way
If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy!)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house (uh-huh)
That would be creepy (creepy!)

And it's really weird
It's like a fake beard
Somethin doesn't seem right to me (no)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

Oh oh oh
Kinda creepy
Yeah
Kinda strange
Oh oh oh
Yo it's Fred
Yeah
Somethin' isn't right

Don't leave me coal (oh)
That's kinda strange
Sneakin' 'round my house is really breaking in it so ring
Santa kissin' mom?
That's just wrong
Someone better tell me what's going on
It's kinda strange givin' me sleigh bells in every Christmas song
Oh
Come to think of it as I really scary (so small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy!
Reindeer (sharp teeth)
Rudolph (might eat me)
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way

If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy!)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy (creepy!)

And it's really weird (weird)
It's like a fake beard (darn)
Somethin doesn't seem right to me
If snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

Rudolph?
Why are you looking at me that way?
Why is that snowman moving?
(Fred) Creepy! Ahh!
I can't take it!
Did you hear that? (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
Ahh! Ahh!
This just isn't right!
Ahh!
If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy!)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house (uh-huh)
That would be creepy (creepy!)

And what's really weird
It's like a fake beard (Is that Dad?)
Somethin' doesn't seem right to me (It just doesn't)
If snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy!)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy (creepy!)
And it's really weird
It's like a fake beard
Somethin' doesn't seem right to me (It really doesn't)
If snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

That's what I'm talkin 'bout!