The Rum Thieves LyricsWe are Lagerstein
And this is: The Rum Thieves
‘Twas early in the morning through fog as thick as night
Those mangy dogs awoke us to a truly awful sight
They crept aboard our ship and broke into our stores
They left, like silent devils, with all our rum and more
Those bastards stole our rum!
Those bastards stole our rum!
Raise the mainsails high, mate, and hoist the anchor chain
Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! Let's show those maggots pain
Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook
Those bastards, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took!
Thosе bastards stole our rum!
In the middle of thе night we sneak onto their boat
We creep up nice and quiet and slit their fucking throats!
In lager-pirate nature, we'll show ‘em something new
As pirates, one and all, we'll steal their fucking brew!
Those bastards stole our rum!
Those bastards stole our rum!
Raise the mainsails high, mate, and hoist the anchor chain
Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! let's show those maggots pain
Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook
Those bastards, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took!
Those thieving fucking bastards!
They stole our fucking rum!
They'll pay for what they took!
Those bastards stole our rum!
Those bastards stole our rum!
Raise the mainsails high, mate, and hoist the anchor chain
Prepare the cabin crew, Ahoy! let's show those maggots pain
Rouse the quickstart crewmates, from cabin boy to crook
Those bastards, who stole all our rum, will pay for what they took!
