This is a story about Mr. Charm
Mr. Charm and his magic book
Mr. Book and his magic charm..
"There is a book, a book, a very special book
And it hooks you on the first look"
A man said this to me on the street
(it'll change your life)
"Yes, yes but who are you tell me of a book?"
I said, with a skeptical look
"Oh oh, oh oh, I'm Mister Charm."
Oh, Mister Charm, Mister Charm
My mister Ears could not believe themselves for years and years
They checked into a clinic for the weird
We finished talking with morse code
(dot dot, dit dit, dot dot dit dit dot dot [dot dit])
La la la la la
Mr. Charm
He quoted Machiavelli, it took a while
And he smiled as we tapped out treatise on a tile
But I could never ever want to leave
And so, and so I never left
Wait no, I guess I must've left
But those things I tend to forget
I don't know exactly when I left
Oh Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
