[Verse 1]
Once I met a man
He was walking awkwardly around
His dog-leg turns
And the diction of his hatred
Impressed me
While his telescopic wisdom
And remaining actions
Distressed me
In any selection of events
He would always find the best
And in the event of fire
He just grew through the hardware
Grew through the hardware
[Chorus]
Hasty bastard
Hasty bastard
[Verse 2]
He was trying to find
That which eventually comes right
So with bland indifference
He fеd me up
And stuffed me into a grеasy oven
Saying, "should there ever be
A shortage of some kind
I’ll have it covered
And should there ever be a need
It will be smothered"
But in the resulting fire
I just grew through the hardware
Grew through the hardware
[Chorus]
Hasty bastard
Hasty bastard
[Verse 3]
In the resulting fire
I just grew through the hardware
Grew through the hardware
In the resulting fire
I just grew through the hardware
Grew through the hardware
In the resulting fire
I just grew through the hardware
Grew through the hardware
In the resulting fire
I just grew through the hardware
Grew through the hardware
[Chorus]
Hasty bastard
Hasty bastard
