Angry Video Game Nerd Theme

Текст песни Kyle Justin - Angry Video Game Nerd Theme

[Verse 1]
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road-killed skunk and down it with beer

[Chorus]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
[Verse 2]
When you turn on your TV
Make sure it's tunеd to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pockеt pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth
Armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down

[Chorus]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

[Bridge]
He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say "Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece of dog shit!"

[Verse 3]
They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters' names are wrong, why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
[Outro]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest, most pissed-off gaming nerd
He's the Angry Atari, Amiga, CDi, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, TurboGrafx-16 Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry... Video Game... Nerd