Holy Horseshit, Batman (The Papercut Chronicles II. 2011)

Текст песни Gym Class Heroes - Holy Horseshit, Batman (The Papercut Chronicles II. 2011)

She reached her hand out with a pamphlet
And I politely said "No ma'am"
I mean no disrespect and I apologize
If this fucks up your program
You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying
But the heat can turn water to wine
Well, if there's a hell below
Then we're all gonna be just fine

So there I stood, six feet of sin
A walking contradiction
But am I wrong for posing questions?
Or am I just another lost soul searching?
Then she gave me a look, so unchristian
And told me she prayed for my children
I said "Since you're so holy, you'll probably outlive me
But if I bought a Jesus piece, you think he'd forgive me?"

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me

Now I've never been religious
I'm just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense, then I'm all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believed in miracles
I tried to answer without sounding satirical

I'm three years past my expiration
And yet I'm still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that's my explanation
But it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn
And I've never chased rainbows
But I heard the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favorite brand?
And for that matter, is he even a man?
And will I go to hell for even saying that?
Only time will tell, I'm just relaying facts

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me?