New Boobs (Ribbed - Live in a Dive 2018)

Текст песни NOFX - New Boobs (Ribbed - Live in a Dive 2018)

New Boobs LyricsSomething is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust out of my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be
Proteins and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick? Local anesthetic

I know what I want!

Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door
I can't take anymore!

New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs

(My Darling, I love you
And you know my love is true
But, sweetheart, something's come between us
And those new boobs just aren't you)