Double Team Supreme (Single 2015)

Текст песни Tenacious D - Double Team Supreme (Single 2015)

We don't have songs that help a lot of things, but we
Most of our songs are just about how awesome we are
And how sexy we are, listen
Yeah, there's a lot of
I'm gonna come right out and say it
I'm not one to beat around the bush
There's a lot of possible backstage-Bettys in the audience tonight

How's it goin?
That's the first thin' I say to you
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you
Showin', growin'
Oh, man I'd like to place my hand
Upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse
And your underpants
Then take a look
'Cause here me and KG come naked
Out of the side-hatch
With the oils and perfume and incense
Now you're groovin'
Put on a cool '70s groove
A funky groove to fuck to
A funky groove to fuck to

Me, me and KG
It's all about sex supreme
We likes to cream jeans (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch?
That's what I'm offerin' you
You step into our room
And then you smell the perfume
You lay upon our roundish bed
And then you feel a tickling on your head
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler
Look out baby he got the tools
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes

We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe
Havin' sex with me and KG
Now you're talkin' double team supreme

Ladies and gentlemen, lets hear it one time
Fuck KG on lead guitar!
And on the drum
No one!
And on the bass
No one!
And on the keys - no one!
And on the sax - no one!
And on the "dilili" - no one!
And on the "drigigigi" - no one!
But I'm lead vocal
It's like someone (???)
It's me JB, alright!
And Oslo, Scottland
And (???)
And Tijuana Mexico
And Tijuana Mexico
And Tijuana Mexico
Now, oh my God, Mexico-co-co
Those are places where we've never played
But they're dying for us to go and play there
In our dreams and the one time!

Long live the allegiance!
Long live the allegiance!