The moon is full (full), the cave is deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep ('sleep)
It's deep down here, don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
Welcome
Come inside my hole
I'm very much obliged (yes)
My friends call me
But you might know me as Slime (hi)
I am the massivest, giant, gelatinous
Guy in this cavernous mine
My only passion is hiding in passages
Frightening passing chumps, hi!
I'm in your messages, slide in like catheters
Right in your bladder, surprise!
Try to fly and you'll happen to find
That you're trapped in a dilemma Kafka could write (deep)
You can try and hit back, when I die
I just snap as if I am elastic incised (boing)
"Look at the size of this bastard, dividing like matter"
The kind that'll happen when atoms collide (boom)
Not about to deny it
I'm having a fabulous time rapping this rhyme
I cram it with multisyllabics and double entendres
In patterns that baffle your mind
I flip mathematic like a poltergeist (boo)
Because when I divide, then I multiply (hoo)
I'm not the sort to die, wouldn't resort to violence
'Cause the more you try it, then the more I riot
One on one, I'm a one-man army
Come on, bruv, no one can harm me
We aren't going to cause any trouble now, are we?
So turn around and start running for your life, calmly
The moon is full, the cave is deep (deep)
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here, don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
I look like a creeper's head if he was dead
Of being beheaded by guillotine (chop)
Instead of creeping up on villagers
To burst to smithereens (pop)
In here, your screams don't mean a hill of beans
No being can hear a thing
No sweet idyllic scenes of village greens
You're merely here to bleed
Amid dirt, and in grime, you might just bump into slime
Two for the price of one, look
I'm providing such a good time
I'm the verdant-est slice of Turkish delight
Lurk in the murk of the mines, don't you look twice
A kind word of advice
Hi, my name's Slime Shady
Don't know why, but Scru Face Jean's on my mind lately
My baby, come writhe in my gravy
Twice daily, you're right in my lane
Better drive safely
When I'm pulling you aside
It's nothing like a traffic stop on a white lady
So you won't survive by being a cry baby
You can try vainly or die bravely
I'm a single father-mother, call me dad and mommy
Flouting the Chinese, one child policy
Started at the bottom, now I've got a bloody colony
I could be a doctor teaching epidemiology
The moon is full, the cave is deep (deep)
Anybody who is sane is asleep ('sleep)
It's deep down here, don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
I might seem green, but I'm just jelly
Putting you in a jam, like gooseberries
It's very clear I need intervention
Like when I bukkaked Peter Venkman
See me just skeet, without an erection
Spreding my seed in every direction
You're gonna need some heavy protection
When I release the rest of 'em, ha
Hold up, you've hit the sloppiest roadblock
You and your crew can run up and get coldcocked
We're a chip off of the old block
How come a Minecraft parody's a whole bop? (What?)
Even with no cock, no ovulation
We're causing overpopulation
Mobs in a mob, self-replicating
Sorry we're late and kept you waiting
Under a full moon, what would a fool do
To win a fortune? And will it fall through?
Couldn't afford to, but could have fooled you
Cos to a fault, you keep getting fooled
You are like the fall dew, back every morn new
Didn't I warn you? Didn't it dawn on you?
That when we fall on your sword, then we're born anew?
Don't make us keep repeating, are we boring you?
Though I'd like to stay around, alas, I can't stick
About very long, gotta bounce, gotta split
So put down your stick, there's no need to attack
If you do, or you don't, we will keep coming back
When the moon is full, the cave is deep (deep)
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here, don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
