The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope

Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope

[Spoken Intro]
A is for "Apple"
B is for "Balloons"
C is for "Crayons"
D is for "Drum"

[Break]
Like my scrotum, here it is in a nutshell

[Verse 1]
One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher
Genius with a penis, the few the proud, the me
I liked me so much, I had to buy the company
Soul for sale, sold to Satan for a hell of a lot of luck
I'm hard to come by, like a straight guy working at Starbucks
Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized
Idolized or despised, bet I'm getting recognized
Mount Rushmore it? No, ignore it, can't rock with no big head
Half the people want me, half the people want me dead
I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity
The one part the Führer, the one part the Pope,
It's the inevitable return, baby, of the Great White Dope
[Verse 2]
Conclusions you drew, proportions you blew
Lost son of Iggy: false, bigger nose than Ziggy: true
Yes my name is Jimmy Pop, no, my pop's name is Dick
Don't admit to kick it slick, you thick derelict critic
Put down for missed notes, put up with misquotes
Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes
Like Fingerpainting 101, give me no credit for having class
One thumb on the pulse of the nation, one thumb in your girlfriend's ass
Written on, written off, scoff callin' me a joke
I don't think that I'm a sell-out, but I do enjoy Coke
I struck gold but never took it for granted, that's how I planned it, so can it
Around the planet, fans demand it and you'll never understand it
When I die, no lie, plan on mass pandemonium
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian
The one part the Führer, the one part the Pope
It's the inevitable return, baby, of the Great White Dope

[Bridge]
One part the Führer, one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Führer, one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Führer, one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Führer, one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
[Chorus]
One part the Führer, one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Führer, one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Führer, one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Führer, one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

[Outro]
Great White Dope
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Great White Dope (White Dope, White Dope)