Real Slugger - You All Suck Eminem Parody

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Real Slugger - You All Suck LyricsDemoman:
That Scout's a rapper!

Real Slugger (Scout):
Yeah!
I am the Real Slugger
Hit it, Doc!

Medic:
Ja
Demoman:
All yah dandies prancin' aboot-"

Real Slugger:
Yo, Batter up!
I'm battin' a thousand!
Battin' a thousand!
Battin' a thousand!

Hey look at me, Ma!
I'm battin' a thousand!
Battin' a thousand!
Battin' a thousand!

(Ha ha ha... yeah...)

I am the... Real Slugger

I... eat... your...sandviches!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I got it!
No problem, it's ours now!

Eat my dust!
Let's waste 'em!
You seein' dis?!

We got a...
Spy, Spy, Spy, Spy, Spy, Spy
Yeah, there's a...
Spy, Spy, Spy, Spy

Stop, let's do dis'

Would you look at you? I mean, look at you
You're gettin' dominated, chucklehead!
You're like a car crash in slow motion
It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield

Oh yeah!

Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes
Ain't so hard now, are ya, fatcakes?
Where's your precious Hippo-crates?
Drop dead and gimme pancakes!

Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!
Good catch, dummy!
Good 'ands, buddy!
Real smooth, dummy!
Them $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nuthin', are they?
Yo, if you didn't want me to kill ya, ya shoulda said somethin'!
Yo, did ya even see me hittin' ya?
Betcha got a real good view of me killin' ya!

Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy
I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard!
Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
Repeat after me: Eat a salad, fatty

Heavy:
No!

Real Slugger:
Aw, cripes, da' cart's movin' backwards!
What, ya guys give up?
C'mon, c'mon! You all suck!
No seriously

Aw cripes da cart's movin' backwards!
What, ya guys give up?
C'mon, c'mon! You all suck!

I don't usually kill morons this fast
Here's a schematic for ya: my ass!
Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag!
I... hate... doctors!

Take that, ya shapeshiftin' rat!

Spy:
Ohhhh...

Real Slugger:
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your frickin' head in, huh?

Spy:
No
(Argh!)

Real Slugger:
Disguise dat!

Ooh hoo hoo, your gun shoots medicine!

Medic:
Yes

Real Slugger:
It's intimidatin'!

Pop quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death?
Sorry, time's up, you're dead!

You'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery

Boom! I'm back, dummy!
Remember me? Yeah, ya do!
Don't you ever cross me again!

Look at this: just caved in your skull, my Bat's still dry
No clumps of hair - nothin'
You see dat?
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free

Woo!

Aw, cripes, da cart's movin' backwards!
What, ya guys give up?
C'mon, c'mon! You all suck!

Repeat after me:
Aw cripes da cart's movin' backwards!
What, ya guys give up?
C'mon, c'mon! You all suck!

Alright, alright!

Dat ain't da right way, guys! Stop it!
Ah, jeez!
Let's stop dat thing!

I wasted you!

Demoman:
Good shot, lad!

Medic:
Good shooting!

Real Slugger:
Yeah, yeah, thanks!
Whataya think about that?

Demoman:
You're doing good, lad!

Medic:
You are amazing, kamerad! Keep it up!

Real Slugger:
Thanks guys!
Ha ha ha