Текст песни Oscar the Grouch - I Love Trash (feat. Josh Groban)
Okay, okay, I waited long enough and now the time has come
Oscar, what are you doing anyway
What does it look like I'm doing Bob?
Well, it looks like you're, you know, making a mess or some
I'm gettin' ready to sing my song
So I'm throwing all my trash onto the sidewalk, isn't that beautiful?
Well I wouldn't say it's exactly beautiful, Oscar
Well I would, just look at it all
What a beautiful junky mess of rotten, rusty, mingy, musty, grummy, beautiful trash
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
(If you really wanna see something trashy, look at this)
I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
I love it because it's trash
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
(Here's some more rotten stuff)
I have here some newspaper, thirteen months old
I've wrapped fish inside it, it's smelly and old
But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot of gold
I love it because it's trash
Yes, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
(Now look at this restless junk)
I have a clock that won't work and an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they're trash
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love, I love, I love trash
Haha Oscar, that was really some song
I'm glad you liked it Bob
Yeah, I can see that singing it made you very happy
Happy? Grouches don't get happy
Or, well, at least not very often