Hey all you kids out there, welcome to 3 Feet High and Rising!
Now, here's what we do
The following contestants, how are you doing, contestants?
Alright, great, yo' Mama
So fellas, tell us a little bit about yourselves
Contestant number one?
How ya doin', Al?
Just came all the way down from Wichita just to be on this show
You know it's gonna be swell and I wanna win all the money
I wanna win all the money
See ya
All right, contestant number two?
Excuse me, um, my name is, um, P.A. Mase
I'm from Australia, and I'm glad to be here
Okay, contestant number three?
Hello, my name is, Plug One, and um
Um, let me tell you a little bit about myself
Um, I like Twizzlers and um, I like the Alligator Bob
And my favorite drama movie is Bloodsucking Freaks
Just like your mama
Okay, contestant number four?
Hello, my name is Prince Paul and I just-
I'm glad to be on the show, thank you
Okay, now we've met our contestants, let's get to the game
I'm going to ask an amount of four questions
And you'll try to answer them correctly
Now, you out there in the audience can answer along with them
How many feathers are on a Perdue chicken?
How many fibers are intertwined in a Shredded Wheat biscuit?
What does 'Tuhs eht lleh pu' mean?
How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?
Now that we know the questions
We'll let the contestants think them over
And we'll return right after these messages
