Funky Cold Medina

Текст песни Super Kidz - Funky Cold Medina

And we go a little somethin like this, hit it!
Aw yeah, dig it, c'mon!

Cold brewin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo what's up with L-O-C?
The girls I saw jockin at the other end of the bar
Had the drinks for some no-name chump when they know that I'm a star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
Funky Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
And he licked his bowl and then he looked
At me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
I got Spuds Mackenzie, Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone without Medina, pa

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Mmm, I'll go get it"
And then a couple of sips she cold licked
Her lips and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she took off her dress it was
A big ol' mess and Sheena was a man
So I threw her out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Mayer wiener
You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin? Ain't no playin with the man
This is the 80's, Tone Loc is down with the ladies
No joke
Get down

Black in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
I took her to shout as a contestant on The Love Connection
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
We had a few drinks so I'm thinkin soon what I'd be gettin
Instead she started talkin bout plans for our weddin
So I grabbed my coat and hit the door
I said, "Maybe I'll be seein ya"
That's why I find you don't fool around with the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin? That Medina's a monster
Funky Cold Medina