She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's the greatest cook and she's fat free
She's been to private school and she speaks perfect French
She's got the perfect friends, oh isn't she cool
She practices Tai Chi, she never lose her nerve
She's more than you deserve, she's just far better than me
Hey hey, so don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
And don't bother, I'll be fine as she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother being unkind
Nothing will stay the same
I'm sure she doesn't know how to touch you like I would
I did her and that went good, don't you think so
She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea
I'm really a catch you see and it's not my last life at all
Hey hey, so don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
Don't bother, I'll be fine as she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother being unkind
For you I'd give up all I own and move to a communist country
If you came with me of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't
So don't bother, I'll be fine
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
Promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't bother, I'll be fine
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
Not your type, not your type, not your type
Promise you won't ever see me cry
