Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
I'm smokin' weed with baby Jesus in the everglades
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
You'd have to see it to believe it, do this every day
Uh, bitch, this everyday, break a leg and levitate
I'm with my brethren having breakfast up up at heaven's gate
Met up with Mary Kate, made it straight to second base
She suck my penis because Venus was in retrograde
Uh, fat hos in the white house
Doin' lines on a nice couch
Hope my momma don't find out
Or she'll put me in timeout
Hypnotize a samurai to ride inside my Porsche
Me and Michael Moore out looking for a Dinosaur
Why would I ever lie?
Couldn't make this up even if I tried
Why would I ever lie?
Couldn't make this up even if I tried
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
I'm smokin' weed with baby Jesus in the everglades
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
You'd have to see it to believe it, do this every day
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, ooh, whoa-oh
I'm in arenas fighting cheetahs like a heavyweight
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
You don't believe it? Yes, indeed, just check my resume
Ain't no showboater
Catch me motorboatin' Oprah on the coast of Nova Scotia
How I'm livin', la vida loca
Host the Grammys, gettin' handies in Miami
Watching Bambi, sniffin' panties
Giving Plan B to yo' granny
It's the one and only, Mr. Holy Canoly
I got more ice than a Zamboni
Now they act like they know me
Yes, I'm a rockstar
My shorty Medusa make me rock hard
Daytona 500 in a golf cart
Someone tell me
Why would I ever lie?
Couldn't make this up even if I tried
Why would I ever lie?
Couldn't make this up even if I tried
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
I'm smokin' weed with baby Jesus in the everglades
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
You'd have to see it to believe it, do this every day
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, ooh, whoa-oh
I'm in arenas fighting cheetahs like a heavyweight
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
You don't believe it? Yes, indeed, just check my resume
Do this every day
(Why would I ever lie?)
Do this every day
(You don't believe it?)
Do this every day
(Why would I ever lie?)
Do this every day
(You don't believe it?)
Do this every day
(Why would I ever lie?)
Do this every day
