It's Skullkruncher, bitch!
What is this? A cock diss? I'm thinking no
Unless I want my evening to freakin' blow
I don't get it, Cherry Coke? You know that drink is old
Come on, I want a Monster and make it cold
Take the whole can down with a power chug
Log on to Halo and now you're fucked
How the fuck when you power up your Xbox?
Your first mistake was when you turned it on
Do not get cocky, you won't hold your title
Suck on this bitch, it's a Focus Rifle
Always on point, it'll own you sniper
But this is the beginning, so don't get stifled
When I'm up in the game, you gotta scram because
You're a pussy noob who needs to use camouflage
It only proves you gotta hide what kind of man you are
And if I catch you campin', then damn it's on
I'll grab my shotgun and shove it up your ass
I'm on top of your back and you can't counterattack
Out of the flak, you'll be yappin' as I'm snappin' your neck
Laughin' at you while I muzzle you with my nut sack
Haven't had enough yet? (Nope) Should I go pack up my jet? (Yup)
Strap it on my back, track your ass down and let
My grenades tumble in and fuck you up first
I did some work, now you learn why your XP hurts
So get yourself together, pick your favorite perk
The class doesn't matter, 'cause you will all get murked
Check your arena status, you're in last, I know
I'm at level Onyx and you can not get Gold
Call me the Skullhunter, I'm an MLG pro
And that's why I'm the one rackin' up Skullimanjaros
The DMR? Fo' sho', this gun is tight
It's got heavy flow, so it needs a tampon, right?
Lock 'n' load that shit and get your head in my sight
One shot off the dome and out go your lights
So hold on tight to your man boobs
I got a plasma launcher that'll paint you blue
Sticky grenades all over your face, you got screwed
Check out the killfeed dude, I'm headline news
The Plasma Repeater is clearly just not for you
I'll admit you're cute when you try to sprint and shoot
But please don't attack when I'm in armor lock, goose
I'll send an EMP blast, so try not to
You spit and gag when I let my sack drag on you
But don't blame the lag when I lay T-bags on you
'Cause this is Halo Reach, I'll teach you what's up
Just like in Halo 3, you'll all be Skullkrunch
With luck, you'll run, 'cause I'll make a joke of you punks
The punchline is when you end up in chunks
Now this game ain't the same as Halo 3
But I will still be a pain when you play with me
In Halo Reach
Put away your Needler, you know that gun is weak
I want a long, sleek weapon I can call elite
1-3-3-7, Every day of the week
That's why my Needler Rifle keeps you on your knees
So chug down some of these Slim Shafted Spikes
They're big, hard, and pink, so I think you'd like one
Between your buns, come and you'll get some
I'm gonna stuff you up with pink pixie dust
Oh, so many sore butts in the lobby after
Look at your K/D/R, that's a disaster
So now you act like the Master talk trasher
But I'll take care of that, 'cause I'm a Halo rapper
You had my whole team full of laughter
'Cause that match had passed by any faster
In fact, your mom probably feels bad
And if you don't think that I'm good, then just ask her
I'm comin' at ya, stronger than a Banshee
'Cause I'm in a Falcon, life is lookin' dandy
Man, please get the fuck out of the Revenant
That little magenta tank is pissin' me off again
Do not make me get on the rocket, warthog
I'll dropkick your balls when I drop bombs
I'll rock in your noggin with the concussion gun
But quit buggin' me, buddy, no 1v1s
Forget Recon, I got new shit on lock
Step down Master Chief, I'm the new bot
I'll make you ragequit and shut your whole console off
Before I can send a message, you're already gone
I'm sorry you lost, but it's part of the game that you bought
When you're on my server, it's a hopeless cause
'Cause this is Halo Reach, I'll teach you what's up
Just like in ODST, you'll all be Skullkrunch
With luck, you'll run, 'cause I'll make you look like you suck
I'm the kinda guy who makes you wonder "What the fuck?"
Now this game ain't the same as Halo 3
But I will still be a pain when you play with me
But don't hate on me, I'll put you to the test
I told you once, now again, Halo's what I do best
Yeah, you heard what I said
Swordfish, Powerhouse, Boneyard, Endeavor
Find a place where you can hide from the greatest ever
Stockpile, King of the Hill, Team Slayer, you better
