One year ago it was snowing like crazy
And we bought two sleds and a bottle
Ran to the top of the hill and you raced me back down
And we kissed at the bottom
Memories we made that are useless today
And that I wish I could have forgotten
'Cause early December we finally broke up
And now Christmas feels just like a coffin
We could've waited
'Til after the parties when everyone asks where you are, eh, eh
Merry Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fucking a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people
Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fucking a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people
Santa's fake just like most people
Fake just like most people
I can't walk into a mall 'cause this holiday music makes me wanna die
Every time I see a snowman it's mood '
Cause that's really how I feel inside
Everything's red or it's green, but
The coca is white and lonely is blue
All that I want this Christmas is
Amnesia and good dick from somebody new
We could've waited
'Til after the parties when everyone asks where you are, eh, eh
Merry Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fucking a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people
Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fucking a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people
Santa's fake just like most people
Fake just like most people
