This town shuts down too damn soon
(We don't like it! We don't like it!)
No dancin' room and no saloon
(We don't like it! We don't like it!)
Got the itch, gotta scratch
Man, it's just no catch
2 A.M. ain't good enough for me
If you wanna know the score
When you're steppin' out the door
Grab your cash, forget the old I.D
Just hang with Lee and you'll be singin'
(Woah, everybody knows)
If you're thirsty after three
You've got to talk to Mr. Lee
(Woah, everybody knows)
If you're thirsty after three
You've got to talk to Mr. Lee
Now he's a big ol' cat
With a big ol' baseball bat
All he wants is plenty do-re-mi
Now the kids, they wanna ball
And you hate to hear last call
Time to go and check on Mr. Lee
And we'll find a place where we can sing out
(Woah, everybody knows)
That's the way it's gotta be
You've got to talk to Big Boss Lee
This town shuts down too damn soon
(We don't like it! We don't like it!)
No dancin' room and no saloon
(We don't like it! We don't like it!)
Got the itch, gotta scratch
Man, it's just no catch
2 A.M. is my new enemy
If you wanna know the score
Before you're headin' out the door
Grab some cash, forget that old I.D
Just hang with Lee and you'll be singin'
(Woah, everybody knows)
Come on, baby, come with me
We'll go see the Big Boss Lee
(Woah, everybody knows)
Well, that's the way it's gotta be
You've got to talk to Mr. Lee
(Woah, everybody knows)
That if you're thirsty after three
You've got to talk to Big Boss Lee