Motherfucking Bike

Текст песни Sons Of Science - Motherfucking Bike

Motherfucking Bike LyricsRise in the morning, and greet the day
Pull out the bike and I’m on my way
The transportation shows I care
Every turn of the pedal - cleans the air

Greener than "green", I’m saving the planet
Just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet
No greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass

I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike
Sharing my aggression is what that I do
Every day I’m riding the ‘Tour de Fuck You’
Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
A right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender

Runnin red lights at the fat intersection
Cutout seat protects my erection
You like the bird, in my hand?
Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bike

I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking, uh!
I’m on a motherfucking BIKE!
I’m on a motherfucking bike, uh!

Skinny-ass pants, the ‘stache is fat
The canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat
Got no gears so you best not dis me
Yeah bitch, it’s a motherfuckin fixie

Middle of the street is where you’re gonna find me
A shitload of traffic backed up behind me
Critical Mass is a Facebook “like”

I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike