TWITCOIN for all the twits
Pansies, OnlyFansies showing their bits
A trollster scroll, profiles get hits
Don't sweat the rolls, this coin be the armpits
Ayo, pardon the wit
But this glove's gonna fit and you must acquit
So don't watch The Simpsons
Looking in reruns for clues and encryptions
Better seek redemption
The tax on this wrath, you're of no exemption
Drinking OJ on a turkey day
In a Elon Palmer Dahmer way
Yo, coming out the rain with a propane tank
Turkey laying dead in the sink
Looking all pink, got me a bag of links
Dark web, grab your drinks, try not to blink
Giving it a good massage
On the body where the neck is lodged
In an entourage of spices
Main vein rises, needle in the chest, what a crisis
TWITCOIN, shine and glisten in the light
As I rub you down with an oil that I like
TWITCOIN, shine like banana skin
Obi-Wan with the force and a corpse like Anakin
TWITCOIN, shine like a mannequin
Jeff said, "Dammit, man, dressing room in Ms. Hannigan"
TWITCOIN, shine like the top of a Chrysler building
Like Daddy Warbucks to redheaded children
Your trailblazing gets no thank yous
Had fun, hedge fund, TWIT banks you
Free of charge, don't bother
Woodshopped in the garage like Stepfather
The dog in my yard be Cujo
Saint Bernard unlike Atsuko's
Ah, shih tzu
Altcoins breed altcoins, is this an issue?
Tears for fears and a tissue
Shout, let it all out, the bull run missed you
Banking on peer to peer, low risk
You bear the year, TWITCOIN just kissed you
Powdered down, dropped in hot grease
Until you meditate and levitate, this'll make it great
Keep your plans in place, you're still young and able
Hold hands, say grace, the turkey's on the dinner table