Opening Act (feat. Lainey Wilson & Jordan Davis)

Текст песни Bobby Bones - Opening Act (feat. Lainey Wilson & Jordan Davis)

Bought a ticket, said, "The show started around seven o'clock"
You got there early, sat in your seats, and you got ready to rock
Now you're stuck, watching a band that sucks
You never even heard of these guys
You should go, wait in line for some nachos
'Cause everybody here knows

Nobody cares about the opening act
Nobody cares about the opening act
You don't know a single song that they play (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Your only wish is that they get off-stage
They said sing along and no one sang
It's true (it's true, it's true)
Nobody cares about us
'Cause we're the opening act

Now's about time for a Bud Light lime and a half an hour bathroom break
'Cause her pants look funny, and she ain't real country and her accent sounds a little fake
Yeah, I'm dead, but she said she knows how to change a tire
I should've stayed at home 'cause she ain't Luke Combs and I didn't make her a sign

Nobody cares about the opening act
Nobody cares about the opening act
You don't know a single song that they play (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Your only wish is that they get off-stage
They said sing along and no one sang
It's true (it's true, it's true)
Nobody cares about us
'Cause we're the opening act

And I drove all night in a fifteen seater van
There's so much gear on stage, I got no room to stand
The only crowd I'm playing to is a bunch of empty chairs
So is a hundred bucks and a tray of cold cuts
Really, all I'm worth?

Won't lose my mind
If that guy don't stop screaming Free bird
Play Free bird!
I'm not playing Free bird, bro
Ah, come on, you suck!

Nobody cares about the opening act
Nobody cares about the opening act
You don't know a single song that they play (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Your only wish is that they get off-stage
They said sing along and no one sang
It's true, it's true, it's true

Nobody cares about us
They don't even pay us that much
And we couldn't even afford a bus
'Cause nobody cares about us
'Cause we're the opening act

Thank you, everybody!
No one's clapping, but we gotta go!
Goodnight!
Eyes up here!
Ah, crap