Most of the day I just lay around on the rug
Leaving a trail of goo like the ass on a slug
Each task is enough to make me hate the next
I can barely wack off let alone have sex
My breakfast microwave popcorn and porn
The underwear's worn and stained and torn
Never give my seat up man
I don't care about your baby lady
I'm too lazy to stand
Constantly not really doing shit
My job's haunting me I'd rather stew in shit
Don't step foot in the rain
Back pain for a little change
It's a strange concept to explain
To a guy like me
A slob by far
Legally change my name to Snak the 'Tard
Too lazy to walk the block
Cut through your yard
Too lazy to touch my fucking cock when it's hard
Yo I'm lazy
Too lazy to cook
Too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook
Man I'm lazy
Too lazy to talk
So I'mma sit silent with my hand on my cock
Man I'm lazy
Too lazy to rap
Too lazy to wipe my ass after I crap
I'm fucking lazy
And I don't care why
Just sit down, get high and let time fly
Yeah young Snak never was a happy camper
Smelling like them filthy panties in your fucking hamper
When I was 15 I still wore a Pamper
Now I'm 26 I'm taking shits on a sampler
Got chubby tits from the dicks in potato chips
I'm too lazy to exfoliate my zits
I'm pretty bad with miniscule tasks
Like brushing my chaps and cleaning the crack of my ass
Fuck it though
I don't do chores
Don't hold no doors to impress those whores
Pews grow thick
Don't use pitch stick
No nutritional intake got me fat and sick
Rapping quick
Not this fella
Find me in the bubble bath big sipping a Stella
Hella mistakes, I'm a real bad speller
Too lazy to rap on beats or even acapella
Man I'm lazy
Too lazy to cook
Too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook
Man I'm lazy
Too lazy to talk
So I'mma sit silent with my hand on my cock
Man I'm lazy
Too lazy to rap
Too lazy to wipe my ass after I crap
I'm fucking lazy
And I don't care why
Just sit down, get high and let time fly
