Dear Mr. Policeman, do you think you know the time?
You test the water, was it me who drank the wine?
Drank the wine, ah, but I feel fine
Dear family doctor, though I really shouldn't joke
Will I die of cancer if I dare to have a smoke?
Have a smoke, make you choke
Great Organiser, there's a problem to be won
Every mother's son will keep on tryin'
Great Organiser, there's a problem to be won
Every mother's son will keep on tryin'
Dear family planner, is it you that hides my frown?
It's you that keeps my love life going up and down
Up and down, wear a gown
Great Organiser, there's a problem to be won
Every mother's son will keep on tryin'
Great Organiser, there's a problem to be won
Every mother's son will keep on tryin'
Great Organiser, there's a problem to be won
Every mother's son will keep on tryin'
Great Organiser, there's a problem to be won
Every mother's son will keep on tryin'
