Intro (feat. Father Guido Sarducci Skit)

Текст песни Handsome Boy Modeling School - Intro (feat. Father Guido Sarducci Skit)

You know, it's been about four years
Since I graduated from the Handsome Boy Modeling School
And I just want to say that their 60-dollar course has changed my life

Since my graduation, I've traveled to Prague, Milan, Paris
And Buffalo, New York
And I now drive a fifty thousand dollar LAFORCE automobile
With total Suede package, with subwoofers
And specially designed custom glass rims

Also, in my closet, shoes, so many shoes, you can't believe
And next to it a drawer with socks, full of socks
More than enough for each pairs of shoes, yes, that's how many
And the women, let me tell you, the women, my God
I can't go in through the details, but all I could say is
I know all about "The Secret Garden"

So let me just say, "Thank you," from nearby the bottom of my heart
To Nate and Chest for showing me beauty is truly in the eye of the tiger