Royale With Cheese

Текст песни John Travolta/Samuel L. Jackson - Royale With Cheese

[JULES]
Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.
[VINCENT]
Okay what do you want to know?

[JULES]
Well, hash is legal over there, right?

[VINCENT]
Yeah, it's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffin' away. I mean, they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
[JULES]
And those are the hash bars?

[VINCENT]
Yeah, it breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but...but that doesn't matter, cause, get a load of this; all right, if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

[JULES]
Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.

[VINCENT]
I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

[JULES]
What?

[VINCENT]
It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there they got here, but, it's just, just, there it's a little different.

[JULES]
Example?

[VNCENT]
Alright, you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup. I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

[JULES]
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
[VINCENT]
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

[JULES]
Then what do they call it?

[VINCENT]
They call it Royale with Cheese.

[JULES]
Royale with Cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

[VINCENT]
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

[JULES]
Le big Mac! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?
[VINCENT]
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
[JULES]
What?
[VINCENT]
Mayonnaise.
[JULES]
Goddamn!
[VINCENT]
I seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.

[JULES]
Uuccch!