That's What She Said Last Night

Текст песни Billy Joe Shaver - That's What She Said Last Night

That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
You're gonna get it all night alright
That's what she said last night

I went on down to Kinkos
To get some faxin' done
My ex girlfriend works down there
She was my number one

She said, "Billy I'm busy
Why don't ya come around back?
I'll clear the store and lock the doors
And we can fax all night"

That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
Oh we can fax all night alright
That's what she said last night

I had my other girlfriend
Stayin' at my house
When I got home two days late
She upped and chucked me out

I went and bought her this groovin' watch
To make things up with her
She said, "Billy I love a good groovin'"
And she begins to purr

That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
I love a real good groovin' all alright all night
That's what she said last night alright (alright)

I'll hurt you, big mama

Got a brand new cellphone
AT&T
It was a little bit of thing
Just right for a country boy like me

My girlfriend took a poke at the thing
Then she threw it away
She said, "Billy I know you're attached to that thing
But it's too small for me"

That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
"You're little thing too small for me"
That's what she said last night

I tell ya what, next time I get me one of a cellphone, it's gonna be a, well, a big ol' good'un
I'm talkin' one that vibrates and glows in the dark
I'm trying to, these women nowadays, you just can't seem to please 'em
They want it bigger and better
Better and better, somewhat like the black model, better and better
Cowboy Troy

That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
You're gonna get it all night alright
That's what she said last night