Haunted Bouncy Castle

Текст песни Thug Shells - Haunted Bouncy Castle

Black Cat's only bad luck if you're a mouse
Do you wanna play in my haunted house?
It'll be dope in large amounts
Just lemme know when you're ready to bounce

Black Cat's only bad luck if you're a mouse
Do you wanna play in my haunted house?
It'll be dope in large amounts
Just lemme know when you're ready to bounce

It'll be dope in large amounts
Do you wanna play in my haunted house?
Just lemme know when you're ready to bounce
Do you wanna play in my haunted house?

Black Cat's only bad luck if you're a mouse
Do you wanna play in my haunted house?
It'll be dope in large amounts
Lemme know when you're ready to bounce

See you've arrived at the fair but what is not fair at all
Is that you want to ride the ride but somehow you're not as tall
This a fun house, oh wait, this is the bouncy castle
Here come through this gate, you rascals ready to wrastle?

What was that?!
Think it's your walls crumbling
I'ma break it down be murderin' rappers mumbling
After investigation I'm furthering that we're summoning
A portal into wonderland
Get tumbling

Excuse me, can I have your attention please?
Need your ticket on the counter and some valid ID
Want boo's this halloween? gotta be 18
I'm talking to the kiddies, call em my quaranteens!

Spooky, scary, tantalizing? Probably
Gunna spin my records on hallow's eve like they cobwebby
Ima lift yo' spirits, to coffins I add cacophony
If you wanna hear, show me your choreography

Bustin makes me feel good so i'ma weaver
Story like a spider that's diagnosed with dance fever
I'm been in the lab mixing' potions with my retriever
That'll shake badonkadonks kronk, pull the lever!

Bass heavier than cadavers, thrasher leaving you tattered
The banters upping the swagger beats boojie they dapper
Serving bars on the platter, the gangster wants ya to gather
Rappers killing it slasher spitting a monster masher

Even the walking dead be wanting' a piece of thee
Good vibes that we spread hallows eve so we evilly
Gonna get ahead like a guillotine real easily
We about to shred like a wolverine at our leisurely

If you'll strike the match, well I got the kerosene
Shell's bout to hatch, I gotta whole magazine
So I'ma snatch I'ma prey on you jelly beans
As we unlatch chaos this halloween!

Black Cat's only bad luck if you're a mouse
Do you wanna play in my haunted house?
It'll be dope in large amounts
Just lemme know when you're ready to bounce

Black Cat's only bad luck if you're a mouse
Do you wanna play in my haunted house?
It'll be dope in large amounts
Just lemme know when you're ready to bounce!

Welcome if you're still feeling unsure
Don't be a stranger we've got candy bars and take a brochure
The only danger you'll find here is deadly good times
And you're in for a shell of an adventure
Lemme give you a tour

That ghost, he's harmless, Bob Ross's incarnate
He paints happy trees, died a starving artist

Zombie dog in a harness, looks like he'd cause carnage
But he's a real sweetheart, promise you that he's harmless

Skeletons broke a leg while performing
They gave it to the werewolves, But I'ma give you a warning
Gotta watch the clock, at midnight they'll be transforming
This turns into a howler, my haunted house warming

What else turns at midnight?
The carriage into a pumpkin
Then we'll light the lanterns
We getting the party thumpin
Warriors like Stanton
Breaks gun get ya jumping
Banging beats are standard
Only the plumpest bumpin

Skeletons are coming out of to closet
I love to bone too, least they being honest
Set in stone this tomb is the oddest
Only gonna get weirder from here, I promise

Vampires don't do business with stakeholders
That jokes like the undead, it won't get older
Dracula is sensitive if he gives you the cold shoulder
Tell him that you're down for the count, and y'all can start over

Batty with our freshness we do set a good example
Down the hall swing left is where we bobbin' for apples
Yes this is a bash, don't be shy there's no bashful
Our breakbeats bring the ghouls to the yard and we have ample

I'ma raise your spirits, ain't gonna need an exorcist
There's no need to fear it you ain't on the repossession list
Makin' an appearance and warding away the pessimists
When it comes to lyrics don't worry, I am a specialist
Wah hah hah hah hah