Screw the Nether (Minecraft Parody of Move Like Jagger)

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It's deep underground, past the bedrock
But don't dig straight down, you'll regret that
But now you feel brave, equipped with your spade
To roam in these caves

Not looking for gold, this stuff's purple
Or so I've been told by some people
I'll find a few bricks, where the two of these mix
With a couple of clicks

I'll be swinging my pick

This is all the prep that I go through
Even if my tools are just make-do
Moving to the Nether, I'm moving to the Nether
I'm moving to the Nether

Ten blocks is the magical total
As that's enough to build up my portal
Moving to the Nether, I'm moving to the Nether
I'm moving to the Nether

Welcome to hell, weather's great here
So pull up a chair, have a cold beer
You can live by the sea, so happy you'll be
With your cobblestone tree

Oh, the neighbours aren't bright, they're delicious
We eat bacon all night, it's nutritious
Hear all of them squeal from damage I deal
There's plenty to steal

Hack and slash, gold nuggets? I'm rich

Who cares if we're giving up sunlight?
Glowstone's all we need to keep things bright
Down here in the Nether, we love it in the Nether
You'll love it in the Nether

Don't expect to see any creepers
That's one of my favourite features
Down here in the Nether, we love it in the Nether
You'll love it in the Nether

You gotta know, you have to fight
Learn to play, there's mobs, but it's not night
A wooden sword won't do it, they're gonna blast right through it
You got a potion, use it

So watch your back, I won't warn you twice
Fight that ghast, ooh, make me cry
They shoot the ground around you, making holes to fall through
You know you're probably going to and there you go, in the lava again

Feels like hell, the things I've just been through
Won't believe a word when I tell you
Know what? Screw the Nether, you know what? Screw the Nether
You know what? Screw the Nether

Can't believe I lost my new gear too
Think I'd better come and rejoin you
Know what? Screw the Nether, you know what? Screw the Nether
You know what? Screw the Nether

That's it, I'm sick of this place, it sucks
It's too hot, it never rains, I'm sweaty, all my clothes are dirty
And filthy and on fire, I'm absolutely sick of this place
Ahrm, I miss nature

All the pigs, and the cows, and all that
Sheep 'n stuff, I didn't think I'd miss it, but I do
Oh my god, how sad, I wish
I wish I could just return to the normal world again, bye