The Lazy Anthem 2

Текст песни Dashie - The Lazy Anthem 2

Damn, I'm tired
Man, this that bull'-bull'
I mean, I only had time to take what, like three naps?
Anyway, um, check this out, look

Yeah, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later
So please just shut yo' ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I'd have to get up

So forget that
Let me just rap
It would take a lot of energy to punch back, oh
And besides, I gotta walk BB
I'll do it in a little 'cause I'm tryna' watch TV
Oh shit, my favorite show just came on
I would cook somethin', but I lost my apron
It's the only reason I've lost a lil' weight
When I think about movin', my body is like, "Wait
Uh, are you sure about this?"
You make a good point, plus I got a bag of chips
Oh damn, I ate the last one
If I don't eat somethin' soon, I'ma throw a tantrum
Damn, my place is a mess, I gotta clean up
But if I wanna do that, I'd have to lean up
Hah, I guess it's staying like this
And I'm still a lil' pissed about my chips

Yup, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later
So please just shut yo' ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I'd have to get up
Hell yeah, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later
So please just shut yo' ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I'd have to get up
"Yo, let's go to the club"
You gotta be crazy, man
I'd much rather stay home and do the lazy dance
"What about them hoes?"
Man, them chicks can wait
Unless you find a cute one that loves to procrastinate
"Okay"
Damn, that was a long ass word
Now I'm feelin' too tired to take my ass to work
I guess I'll call in sick
But my phone's way over there and my fingers too thick
To dial it
Plus I don't like my boss, so I'll quit
And they ain't give me a raise
And I've been there for two weeks
If they don't like me, they could kiss my two cheeks
See, now I'm gettin' off track
Since I'm always feeling tired, I should take some more naps
Damn, I dozed off
I would do laundry if I took my clothes off

Yeah, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later
So please just shut yo' ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I'd have to get up
Damn right, I'm still lazy and you still a hater
I ain't gon' do it now, I ain't gon' do it later
So please just shut yo' ass up
See, I would do it for you, but I'd have to get up

Uh-uh
Uh-uh
Uh-uh
Uh-uh
New dance
Is y'all ready?
Here we go, y'all
Sike
I'm just kiddin'-
Do the lazy dance
Do the lazy dance
Do the, do the, do the lazy dance
Do the lazy dance
Do the lazy dance
Do the, do the, do the lazy dance
Or don't do it, fuck it