Yuri vs. Toko Fukawa (feat. Chi-Chi & K.C.)

Текст песни Freshy Kanal - Yuri vs. Toko Fukawa (feat. Chi-Chi & K.C.)

Rap battle
Yuri
Vs
Toko Fukawa
Begin!

Let me read you a poem I wanted to write
About the troll and the love of her life
Yet the one that she likes leaves her dreams cut like a knife
I call it 'Ghosted Under the Light'
Now I'm sorry to mention the topic
But I can't help but feel it's ironic
You'd think you'd find peace with the skeletons in your closet
After all those days locked in it?
Your Jekyll-Hyde joke is so mild
Mixed up at birth, but can't mix up your style
I can't bear your creepy plots
You get a cold and then turn into a hormonal Sweeney Todd
You fill your novels with your smut on every page
The only real tale' you know are from your braids
Stop acting slick, you're a closed-minded coward
Think you got flow? Miss, you don't even shower

S-S-S-Save me the tears
A-A-All you do is whine
No wonder your back hurts so much
Someone must've took out your spine
In your Teletubbie Club, your the most unbearably clingy
No one wants to share a weekend in the bin with Kinky Winky!
ACHOO!

Let's add genocide into the beat
Crushing Monika's pawns like it's UDG
What a basic bitch, I'm shocked you got beat
Like what character is left in your files to delete?
When it comes to my racier tastes, I'm not shy
But they must call you Yuri 'cause you can't land a guy
Lines so flat like the Doki Doki in your heart stopped
In the courtroom, you'll be another portrait to mark off
I look at what I want and I always get it
You stutter a single sentence and you instantly regret it
I bet you were taking pointers on the verse I spew
You're sinking low in shame, got the bookworm's eye view
You'll be looking like your banners when your chopped through
'Cuz scissors beat the paper you get your rocks off to!
You know I'm shredding through your fancy little letters
Now get that pen outside of you, and write me something better!

Let me read you a poem I wanted to write
About a ugly hag who's fucking despised
By her parents, her class, everyone in her life
If you killed yourself now, nobody would cry!
Grew close to your man then in Case 2
He went out his way to frame you
Then only your picture remained in your bad ending playthrough
And he went out of his way to frame you!
I made my man lose my mind with the love in his heart
You made a boy lose a bet with how ugly your are
Open your Third Eye, four eyes,yapping 'bout code
When your reality, Sho, is a reality show
And I bet your count of kills mostly scarred you
Go carve a tally with your friendship with Komaru
I'm gently closing the door on your little love story
Try not to get too hung up on your rejection, Syo-ri!

Take those piss poor flows and find more poems to pee on!
You leave a bathroom worse off than Leon!
You should show me the party moves you got in store
'Cuz girl once the beat dropped, you hit the club floor
Monika Altered your ego, killing your game
You were left as a minor annoyance
Your depressive obsession was still just in vain
But it wasn't entirely pointless!

Who won
Who's next?
You decide!
The next rap battle is on the way!