Star Wars Gangsta Rap (Yoda)

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Star Wars Gangsta Rap Lyrics[Intro: Emperor Palpatine & Darth Vader]
It's not the east or the west side (No it's not)
It's not the north or the south side (No it's not)
It's the Dark Side (You are correct)
Keep frontin' The Empire
To all you Vader haters out there
We'll blow your planet up!

[Verse 1: Emperor Palpatine & Darth Vader]
What is thy bidding, my master?
It's a disaster! Skywalker, we're after
But if he could be turned to the Dark Side...
Yes! He'd be a powerful ally
Another dark Jedi
He will join us or die
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
And you know that we got it (Death Star)
And you know that we got it (Death Star)
And you know that we got it (Death Star)

[Interlude: Uncle Owen]
Luke, get your ass over here right now
Stop monkeying 'round that damn Landspeeder
Where them two droids I asked you to clean, boy?
Did you clean your room?

[Verse 2: Luke Skywalker & Ben Kenobi]
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids, can I go to Tosche Station?
I gotta lay away on the power converters
But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder
Luke, use The Force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
Luke, use The Force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
[Verse 3: Luke Skywalker & Yoda]
I'm Yoda, I'm a soulja
I'll mold ya and fold ya
I thought I told ya
Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes once the X-Wing rise
Yoda, why you bein' a playa hater?
You know that I still must confront Lord Vader
But Luke, not ready are you
But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do
So now Vader, I'm coming for you

[Break]
Yeah, that's right R2
I've just set a new course
We're going to Cloud City
That's a mighty good gin and tonic
Would ya mix me up another?
(Things are about to get ugly)

[Verse 4: Luke Skywalker & Darth Vader]
Impressive, now release your anger
You must have sensed that your friends are in danger
Oooh! Why'd you slice off my hand?!
It's imperative that you understand
Obi-Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father
He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Then there's something I must reveal then
I'm your father, I'm your father
I'm your father, I'm your father
I'm your father, I'm your father
I'm your father, I'm your father

[Outro: Han Solo]
Knock 'em out the box, Luke
Knock 'em out
Knock 'em out the box, Luke
Knock 'em out
Knock 'em out the box, Luke
Knock 'em out
Knock 'em out the box, Luke
Knock 'em out
Knock 'em out the box, Luke1