King kong in Cannes
On a date with Spiderman
Dan Dare's sitting there
Scared by the killer teddy bears
Down town Mini Mouse
Is slippin' Mickies in the famous grouse
While big bird spreads the word
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Judge Dredd found dead
Face down in Snoopy's bed
Outside Tweetie Pie's
Getting itchy on more supplies
Meanwhile Snow White
Gets ready for work tonight
Turning tricks with crystal tips
Trying to make the best of it's absurd
Puppy dogs and pussy cats
In suspect suicide attacks
Captain Kirk from planet earth
Fights it out with Papa Smurf
Some phoney little ponies
Preying on the old and lonely
Making friends robbing them
The X Men taught them everything
Betty Boop's tired of life
Took vows became a bride of Christ
While Tin Tin's been playing in
Caesar's palace live on ice
Babar Kumbayahs
With the mighty morphin movie stars
As big bird spreads the word
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