Текст песни Dan Bull - Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap
Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a
Pigman
Let me show you around the Nether
Pigman
My name's Dan, and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
And we'll be found underground, deep down in the Nether
Nether region covered by a brown bit of leather
With a wibble and a wobble, through the purple portal
You're living in a world that'll hurt all mortals
Stay alert or you'll hurtle and fall in a gorge
And the gore that results will be awful
Caution!
You better be warned to be cautious
Never snort Nether Wart in the Nether Fortress
Hope you thought to have brought enough torches
This isn't the sort of resort to be thoughtless
Enduring it will take up all your resources
You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous
Did you fall for us, of course, this is courtship?
No? Soz, your lordship, I thought we could all kiss
Fed up and we're bored of you calling us Porkers
We're the Pigmen and we're all frigging gorgeous
Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a
Pigman
Let me show you around the Nether
Pigman
My name's Dan, and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
Where the Pigmen live in a den with other
Pigmen
I consider my friends, you'll find the
Pigmen
In the obsidian dimension where the Pigmen live in a
Big pig pen
The other Pigmen claim I'm a clever clogs
So let me tell you all about the other Nether mobs
In the Nether, I wonder whether you've ever seen a
Wither with a skeleton, with a wither skeleton
Have you ever been aghast at a Ghast as it blasts
Burning gas at your ass that could shatter a glass
So attack
And when the thing disappears
It can actually bring you to tears
Like a sad book or some tragic news
Or perhaps a man hug from a Magma Cube
I assume that isn't gonna happen again
Like a Baby Pig sat on the back of a Hen
Be warned of the lust for chasing the Blaze Rod
Or you'll end up more lost than a stray dog
In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox
You're just another name jotted in the case log
Longer than the list of the mobs in this place
There's plenty more brought friends to play with
Have you fought 20 blazes, avoided enderman gazes?
Attempt to make sense of the empty page
Though the map won't show how immense this cave is
Like Big Ben, it's surrounded by Pigmen
Ooh, political! Can you tell what I did then?
Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a
Pigman
Let me show you around the Nether
Pigman
My name's Dan, and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
Where the Pigmen live in a den with other
Pigmen
I consider my friends, you'll find the
Pigmen
In the obsidian dimension where the Pigmen live in a
Big pig pen
Pig, Pigmen, pig, Pigmen
Pig, Pigmen, piggy, pig, Pigmen
Pig, Pigmen, pig, Pigmen
Piggedy, piggedy, piggedy, piggedy, pig
(I can't do it, I can't do it)
