The Lazy Anthem

Текст песни Dashie - The Lazy Anthem

Damn
Man, I'm tired as fuck
Only got like 12 hours of sleep last night
But yo, um
Shout out to uh, T-Dub on the beat
You know I was too lazy to make my own
I mean don't get me wrong, you know, it's not like

I'm not lazy, don't be a hater
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later
I guess you can call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' don't add up, just pull out the calculator later

Oh man, here we go again
Another damn song featuring one of my friends
Oh, shit, I was supposed to pick his ass up
I'm comfortable as fuck, yo homie, you out of luck
Oh well, I guess I'm going solo
You only live once in this bitch, YOLO
Oh no, I need to get up
But I'm too damn lazy to move from the chest up
Wait? I mean from the chest down
Messed up so many times, I'm starting to lose count
It's been a week now, I haven't checked my account
For all I know, all the checks I wrote bounced

I'm not lazy, don't be a hater
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later
I guess you can call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' don't add up, just pull out the calculator later
I'm not lazy, don't be a hater
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later
I guess you can call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' I don't like, I'll just deal with it later

Blah-blah
Blah-blah-blah
I would cook fish but that shit's gotta thaw
I would eat it frozen but that would hurt my jaw
And I'm too damn lazy to drive to the hospital
Wait, what the hell just happened?
I don't give a damn 'cause my popcorn's poppin'
Haha, and when the microwave beep
It's gonna sit there 'cause I'll probably be asleep
Damn, I'm feeling kinda ill
Yo
I really need to chill
Everything is getting dark, what the deal?
Wait, did I forget to pay my power bill?

I'm not lazy, don't be a hater
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later
I guess you can call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if something doesn't add up, just pull out the calculator later
I'm not lazy, don't be a hater
I could do it now, but I'd rather do it later
I guess you can call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' I don't like, I'll just deal with it later

Yo, wait, hold up, three verses?
Fuck that
Too lazy for that shit
Umm, yeah, I'll just do like a lil' dance break or something, yeah-yeah
Do the lazy dance
Do the lazy dance
Do the lazy dance
Do the, do the, do the lazy dance
Do the lazy dance
Yeah,whatever, that's it, I'm done
Get some damn sleep or something
Worked too damn hard
Yeah, whatever
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